How can Andrew help you today?What the hell did you break now?

Submit a support request and it lands in Andrew's queue. You'll get a private link to track it, so no more "did you see my text?" texts.

🟢 Andrew is: Available (ish)Available, God help me 📋 Queue depth: 0 open tickets Full status →

1. Who's bothering Andrew?

Your name * Email (for updates) Phone (email or phone required) Address (only if Andrew has to show up)

2. What kind of problem?

💻 TechThe computer is being a bitchWi-Fi, printers, phones, "the internet is down" 🔧 PlumbingPlumbing (yes, I'll lay your pipe)Leaks, clogs, running toilets ⚡ ElectricalElectrical (I'll check your box)Outlets, breakers, light fixtures 🔨 General HandymanScrewing & nailingHanging stuff, assembling stuff, fixing stuff 🤷 I don't know what's wrongSomething is f*cked and I don't know whatDescribe the weird noise. Do your best.

3. How bad is it?

🐢 P4: Whenever, no rush (I will ask again tomorrow)P4: No rush (narrator: there was a rush) 😒 P3: It's annoyingP3: It's pissing me off 💥 P2: It's brokenP2: It's completely fucked 🌊 P1: Water is involvedP1: Shit is LITERALLY floodingPages Andrew's phone right away. Shut off the main valve first!

4. Tell Andrew what's going on

Subject * Details * Photos (up to 5, 10 MB each. Seriously, send a picture of the leak.)

5. Payment method

🍕 PizzaPizza (large, not that Little Caesars crap) 🍺 BeerBeer (the good stuff) 🥩 DinnerSteak dinner ❤️ "You're family""You're family" (the cheapskate option) 📝 An IOUAn IOU (Andrew is keeping a list)

By submitting you agree that "it was like that when I got here" will be investigated.